the story of my life

all my screenanmes! why the hell not?!?!

2003-08-27T21:37:20Z

double vision goldeneye with ash and possibly jason comin up soon! YAY!

endisathand @ 2003-08-26T21:29:00

2003-08-27T04:29:30Z

GraceThatSaves00 (9:20:14 PM): bitches and hoes
Sl0wM0ti0nForAll (9:20:25 PM): female dogs and prostitutes
GraceThatSaves00 (9:20:34 PM): HAHAHA

well, i got my sister's computer today. its nice. very old... so old it has a windows 95 emblem on it, but hey- we have our own separate computers now! well... we don't have a network yet but... yeah...

so now my room has two TVs, so i was playing goldeneye through two TVs today. and now i havequad sound on my VCR. this will make movie watching awesome.

hey if anyone wants to hang out sometime, let me know. we coukld have a goldeneye face-off or watch a movie with surround sound.

:D

endisathand @ 2003-08-25T21:14:00

2003-08-26T04:14:03Z

well, school wasn't as terrible as i thought it would be today. i think i'll have a pretty laid-back semester. i don't have any classes i can honestly say i hate.

i'm currently having a very very amusing convo. with larry about... well about nothing really at all, we're just saying messed up random thoughts...

Sl0wM0ti0nForAll (8:32:47 PM): hot mommy heart attack
JamesMachine420 (8:33:07 PM): daddy skeleton legs
Sl0wM0ti0nForAll (8:33:50 PM): sold out saurkraut
JamesMachine**** (8:34:38 PM): Bullets for Hire : Cannonarms Story
Sl0wM0ti0nForAll (8:35:06 PM): johnson pool table craft; we specailize in AGONY
JamesMachine*** (8:36:00 PM): Johnny Bungles Fantasy Mustache, A Horrible Revelation of the Future
Sl0wM0ti0nForAll (8:36:34 PM): DADDY'S KNEE CAPS 5; a new shinguard
JamesMachine*** (8:37:53 PM): Greater then an Atom: The Thick Creamy Stuff we all want to Get to.
Sl0wM0ti0nForAll (8:38:47 PM): how to order fast food; "hold the mayo, biotch" [remember the key here is to stay cool]
JamesMachine**** (8:39:30 PM): Astairian: Engine of a Higher Royalty
JamesMachine**** (8:40:52 PM): The Taste is better to take it, then to tell Grandma she don't tickle ya eyeballz anymore.
Sl0wM0ti0nForAll (8:42:01 PM): i talked to the son of a bitch yesterday, and he told me that yes, apples do grow in caves
Sl0wM0ti0nForAll (8:42:09 PM): i was like "fancy that?"
JamesMachine**** (8:43:42 PM): Tell the center of the earth it can keep it's mushrooms, and it's bad attitude
Sl0wM0ti0nForAll (8:44:23 PM): i don't like his attitude; somethinghere must change... perhaps if i dump a cold pitcher of water on his noggin...
JamesMachine**** (8:45:05 PM): Magnetism shuts down: Just one more death in the frying holocaust of UV letdown.
Sl0wM0ti0nForAll (8:45:34 PM): why'd you have to do that?
Sl0wM0ti0nForAll (8:45:42 PM): i told you the volcano is angered by that shit
Sl0wM0ti0nForAll (8:45:46 PM): goodness you'
Sl0wM0ti0nForAll (8:45:50 PM): ll get us all killed!!
JamesMachine**** (8:46:40 PM): Menstrating Honeybees are better then your Gods, WHERE'S THE SAUCE, MAN!!!?!?
Sl0wM0ti0nForAll (8:47:25 PM): ...imploding water ballon, changing dance, got no tiptoes... there's a melon in your pants...
JamesMachine*** (8:47:30 PM): And we're back where we started, hoping for stupid mondays
Sl0wM0ti0nForAll (8:47:50 PM): did i mention that now i have a brand new pacemaker inmy big toe?
JamesMachine*** (8:48:41 PM): Electric Anvils control my heartbeat
Sl0wM0ti0nForAll (8:49:37 PM): goody gumdrops, waving moonman, when the clock stops, i'll be the melting man
Sl0wM0ti0nForAll (8:49:47 PM): with a spatula in my hand
JamesMachine*** (8:50:30 PM): Orbiting Daniel's is the best way to go, Dare you to argue with a false sense of fuzzy logic.
Sl0wM0ti0nForAll (8:51:11 PM): well, all i can say, is that- if you like french fries- you'll love this movie. with a blind passion
JamesMachine*** (8:51:56 PM): Operating on base rythym, you takr a step into the catacombs, what will you find? What will you learn about yourself?
Sl0wM0ti0nForAll (8:52:05 PM): see, the next step mankindhas to take to be truly great, is that we should, nay- we MUST crossbreed chickens and goats. i think the world would be a much better place if we did that.
Sl0wM0ti0nForAll (8:52:19 PM): goatens
Sl0wM0ti0nForAll (8:52:26 PM): how great would that be?
Sl0wM0ti0nForAll (8:52:35 PM): they'd say "bluck"

i hung out with gary and corey for a bit today. it's gray hall's birthday! happy 21st, man! i hope you enjoyed my "present". you seemed to...

ashley, playing goldeneye with you was fun today... next time, we get EVEN handicaps, bizzatch!

peace, whores.

endisathand @ 2003-08-25T05:25:00

2003-08-25T12:25:18Z

it's 8:23, and i'm goin to school in about a half hour.

holy shit, this truly is the end of my summer.

I'm gonna miss it, because it slipped away so fast.

endisathand @ 2003-08-24T19:16:00

2003-08-25T02:16:00Z

well, for the last day of my summer '03 i attended a show in northville. it was fun. i was glad to end my summer with a show.

and also. tonight was the last journey of the S.S. Jason.

rest in piece

"you could be my head"

endisathand @ 2003-08-24T13:27:00

2003-08-24T20:27:56Z

~~i am satisfied with my summer and i acheived so much~~

endisathand @ 2003-08-24T08:29:00

2003-08-24T15:30:47Z

so....

it's the last day of summer.

damn it.

endisathand @ 2003-08-24T08:13:00

2003-08-24T15:13:55Z

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Taking Care Of endisathand's sister (TBS, 2:30): endisathand (Katharine Hepburn) buys gutpunch (Juliette Binoche)'s old backpack. That weekend, asifyoucared (John Malkovich) convinces saltwaterminnow (Drew Barrymore) to buy a notebook. Later that day, kidvicious1 (Woody Harrelson) likes grapess, but pistol_whip (Patsy Kensit) thinks they're disgusting. Meanwhile, lydiaslament (Steve Martin) teaches boogieordie (Katie Holmes) about El Nino. That night, vocals_for_ryan (Kirstie Alley) misinterprets an email from theseblackstars (Jason Alexander) and tries to get into a forest for free. Everyone learns a valuable lesson.

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Living With endisathand (TBS, 2:30): endisathand (Katharine Hepburn) takes cock_block (Kirk Douglas) bowling. That same day, twixstar (Benjamin Bratt) and agentclaret (Anthony Hopkins) don't believe in Lovecraftian horror. Also, cawk (Angela Lansbury) invents a new kind of bagel and gets thenightsky (Patsy Kensit) to sell it. At the same time, keepyourreciept (Lauren Bacall) and hopeless_dreams (Ben Affleck) buy the airport. Meanwhile, smittenwithhope (Lucille Ball) gets mad at bobbarkerissexy (Gabrielle Anwar) and decides to join the Peace Corps. Zany antics ensue.
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Living With endisathand (TBS, 2:30): endisathand (Katharine Hepburn) takes cock_block (Kirk Douglas) bowling. That same day, twixstar (Benjamin Bratt) and agentclaret (Anthony Hopkins) don't believe in Lovecraftian horror. Also, cawk (Angela Lansbury) invents a new kind of bagel and gets thenightsky (Patsy Kensit) to sell it. At the same time, keepyourreciept (Lauren Bacall) and hopeless_dreams (Ben Affleck) buy the airport. Meanwhile, smittenwithhope (Lucille Ball) gets mad at bobbarkerissexy (Gabrielle Anwar) and decides to join the Peace Corps. Zany antics ensue.

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shirt and baby photo (TBS, 2:30): endisathand (Katharine Hepburn) can't find black_sky (Dana Carvey)'s soap and pretends it was never missing. The week after, enemyofbush (Raul Julia) takes laughatmidgets (Jimmy Smits) bowling. At the same time, gttrpunk (Julie Bowen) hits on asifyoucared (John Malkovich)'s co-worker. Upstairs, alreadyused (Holly Hunter) unknowingly gets high before a meeting with untouchable_mee (Kate Winslet). Nearby, 40ouncecasualt (Brad Pitt) teaches endisathand (Katharine Hepburn) about secular humanism. TV-G.
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shirt and baby photo (TBS, 2:30): endisathand (Katharine Hepburn) can't find black_sky (Dana Carvey)'s soap and pretends it was never missing. The week after, enemyofbush (Raul Julia) takes laughatmidgets (Jimmy Smits) bowling. At the same time, gttrpunk (Julie Bowen) hits on asifyoucared (John Malkovich)'s co-worker. Upstairs, alreadyused (Holly Hunter) unknowingly gets high before a meeting with untouchable_mee (Kate Winslet). Nearby, 40ouncecasualt (Brad Pitt) teaches endisathand (Katharine Hepburn) about secular humanism. TV-G.

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Bringing Up mules (TBS, 2:30): endisathand (Katharine Hepburn) buys shall_we_rock (Gregory Peck)'s old soap. The next day, alreadyused (Holly Hunter) can't find laughatmidgets (Jimmy Smits)'s coffee table and pretends it was never missing. On the other side of town, changeisasound (Frank Sinatra) tries on uglierthanyou (Patricia Richardson)'s pants without permission. The week after, theseblackstars (Jason Alexander) and vote_ganja (Shannon Elizabeth) don't believe in continental drift. In the next town over, twixstar (Benjamin Bratt) discovers that starsovertibet (Rip Torn) is taking quantum mechanics lessons. Zany antics ensue.
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Bringing Up mules (TBS, 2:30): endisathand (Katharine Hepburn) buys shall_we_rock (Gregory Peck)'s old soap. The next day, alreadyused (Holly Hunter) can't find laughatmidgets (Jimmy Smits)'s coffee table and pretends it was never missing. On the other side of town, changeisasound (Frank Sinatra) tries on uglierthanyou (Patricia Richardson)'s pants without permission. The week after, theseblackstars (Jason Alexander) and vote_ganja (Shannon Elizabeth) don't believe in continental drift. In the next town over, twixstar (Benjamin Bratt) discovers that starsovertibet (Rip Torn) is taking quantum mechanics lessons. Zany antics ensue.

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My LiveJournal Sitcom
Living With endisathand's teacher (TBS, 2:30): endisathand (Katharine Hepburn) ruins theseblackstars (Jason Alexander)'s favourite sock while house-sitting. At the same time, mycarhasnoair (Parker Posey) accidentally throws away starsovertibet (Rip Torn)'s beef jerky. That night, untouchable_mee (Kate Winslet) invents a new kind of pocketwatch and gets addict_of_truth (Elijah Wood) to sell it. Later, badassbass (Sheena Easton) and smittenwithhope (Lucille Ball) raise parrots. That weekend, bluexbomber (Eric Idle) and telepunx5 (Linda Cardellini) write a children's book. Parental discretion advised.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

My LiveJournal Sitcom

Living With endisathand's teacher (TBS, 2:30): endisathand (Katharine Hepburn) ruins theseblackstars (Jason Alexander)'s favourite sock while house-sitting. At the same time, mycarhasnoair (Parker Posey) accidentally throws away starsovertibet (Rip Torn)'s beef jerky. That night, untouchable_mee (Kate Winslet) invents a new kind of pocketwatch and gets addict_of_truth (Elijah Wood) to sell it. Later, badassbass (Sheena Easton) and smittenwithhope (Lucille Ball) raise parrots. That weekend, bluexbomber (Eric Idle) and telepunx5 (Linda Cardellini) write a children's book. Parental discretion advised.

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i think it's great how shaun is a guy from monty python.

endisathand @ 2003-08-23T21:42:00

2003-08-24T04:42:05Z

fuckin shit. today kinda sucked. im feeling very unhappy about my summer. it's pissing me off. i'm gonna be so unhappy the first day of school. cuz this summer just went straight down the fucking drain. fuckin a.

damn it.

i wanna get my band going, i am dying to play some gigs! i'm fuckin pissed off at how my summer turned out. i had no job all summer, and i didn't get the band going, i didn't finish either of my independent studies. DAMN IT! I WASTED THIS SUMMER AND THERE'S NO FIXING IT!

i hate feeling like this.

i mean, steak and shake today was great. so many people i haven't seen too much of lately, and i love being around people who enjoy (?) my company. but i can't help but feel like "man, i wish i had a job and was working right now." or "wouldn't it be lovely to be packing up from a gig right now?" cuz then that would mean i didsomething this summer.

but no. i did jack shit. great. i feel like such an asshole.

endisathand @ 2003-08-23T13:12:00

2003-08-23T20:13:00Z

You're Adolf Hitler! Cruel, ruthless and lying. The
only happy chapter in your story is the part
where you suck on a gun barrel.

Which 20th Century Fascist Dictator Are You?
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endisathand @ 2003-08-23T10:21:00

2003-08-23T17:39:14Z

last night was dave's birthday "shindig". i got pretty drunk. which was nice because i haven't been drunk in weeks. but alas, we have only today and tomorrow left before school starts. i need something to do until 9 now... hmmmmmm...

i dunno. i guess last night wasn't too eventful, but i got to see Manda for the second time this summer. it was great to see her again. and i saw sarah for the first time in a while.

steve got a new bowl. it's fucking insane. it hits so hard it made me tear up with every hit. so i was real high anddrunk last night. fun.

IN A NUTSHELL...

2003-08-22T18:38:04Z

"i'm gonna write a livejournal entry"

"yeah?"

"yeah! and it will make no sense at all to anyone but me! and it will annoy people who come across it and they'll wanna pull their hair out!"

"wow. how abitious. and what do you do in your spare time?"

"oh nothing. i sit at home on my computer and rant about how i hate being around people and i bitch at people who talk to my ex girlfriend"

"wow. that's lame"

"shut up. i can't find a way to belittle you anymore so i just won't talk to you."

...

"hey kids! wasn't that fun?"

fuck you.

endisathand @ 2003-08-22T03:06:00

2003-08-22T07:06:09Z

so yeah... im gonna be renaming my journal sometime soon...

name ideas? here are mine so far;

treatedliketundra
gods_shoeshine
son_et_lumiere
badwithcyberbee
yettobefound
sweet_slumber
neverthesame
dramaminedreams
thedeathofmusic
pullsmeunder
last in line

im prolly just gonna call it treatedliketundra cuzi love that one

i hate feeling that buzzed.

2003-08-22T06:34:02Z

well, i met the notorious KT while hangin with dave, ash, and jason at SnS today. she's a rad girl.

i smoked nearly a whole fuckin pack today. terrible. terrible. terrible. i had such a bad buzz i felt almost high. im not buying cigarettes for a very long time. i feel like hell now.

and i picked up an app. for JET'S PIZZA today. im gonna turn it in tomorrow sometime before 2. hopefully the manager will be in and i could get interviewed on the spot. i REALLY need a job. i hope i get this one. shanna, put in a good word for me, please!

so i found out john coffee died.wow. that just blows me away. i mean, i only met him once, but it makes me so sad. he moves away and wanted to come back so bad, and he dies there. that's so unfair. it just makes me wanna tell all my friends i love them, because they could just die at the tip of a hat. my value on life got bumped up a few notches after lund told me that he's dead. i'm now just pondering how valuable life is.

im sad to say i hardly knew you.

rest in peace, john.

btw, kayleigh i need you to give me your deadjournal invite code please.

endisathand @ 2003-08-21T15:27:00

2003-08-21T19:27:48Z

will someone hang out with me today? please?

seventhreefourfourtwofiveeightzeroonefive

i'm bored out of my skull.

endisathand @ 2003-08-21T01:14:00

2003-08-21T05:14:43Z

you are a pretentious indie asshole. you piss off
everybody but other pretentious indie assholes.
you suck extremely hard and only listen to
stuff on pitchfork media. fuck you.

what type of lame scenester are you?
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endisathand @ 2003-08-20T17:41:00

2003-08-20T21:42:00Z

http://www.thefucksociety.com/anim.php?id=r_ritalin&w=550&h=400

we drink ritalin...

endisathand @ 2003-08-20T14:12:00

2003-08-20T18:13:25Z

I WILL get a job tomorrow. i'm gonna try really fucking hard. im gonna get up early, and i'm gonna comb my hair and look good and im gonna call jimmy john's and chat with their manager, and go in to subway at laurel park and talk with that manager and then im gonna go apply at meijer again... just in case

endisathand @ 2003-08-20T11:59:00

2003-08-20T15:59:05Z

oh my god i just heard the funniest moviequote EVER

"there's this scene where a girl gets raped by a beaver and shot in the head with a bazooka"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[[that was a quote from a character who is a film edtor talking to his wife about what he's editing.]]

endisathand @ 2003-08-20T10:49:00

2003-08-20T15:19:15Z

last night was pretty good. it started out being real bad for reasons i won't say because she who must know... knows. anyways, i was chatting online when i receive a call from mr. chris lund. he told me to come on up to steak and shake to hang with some people. which sounded like a jolly good plan. so i go up there and derek, dan, matt, dave, lund, and ashley are there. and naturally, i get all kinds of reactions and naturally SOMEONE didn't recognize me out of the group, because of the black hair. and i got to see jason for the first time in a while. it was good to chat with him. matt, derek, dave, and dan left later on to play billiards. then it was me, ash, lund, jason, and lorenzo. and we had a veryamusing time. and we were talking about the most terrible subjects. we had fun, tho.

there were these kids- two guys, two girls, and they had a pair of crutches. and the one kid who came in initially acting crippled was laughing REALLY FUCKIN LOUD! and the manager told the kid that he'd have to be quiet or leave. hahaha that's so funny- derek can smoke a ciggy out of a 9-straw ciggy holder, and they get kicked ot for laughing. when they were in the parking lot, me, jason, and lorenzo are like; "we gotta say something or hit on those girls" so we go outside and the otherguy (not the one who walked out with the crutches) is chasing a car out to middlebelt with the crutches, while the other kid was hopping on onefoot and one of the girls was helping him to the car. it was a really dumb sight. but jason told 'em what the deal was; "you guys are fucking dumb and you girls are too hot for them. you should ditch them and come hang out with us!" then he just walked back inside. i just stood there for a moment and me and lorenzo were like "yeah... what he said!" then we went back in. yeah, so when we were leaving, i talked to cait at the cash register on my way out. i asked her if she was still goin to call me. when i got outside, i noticed that jason was already pulling out. we had been talking about racing our boats all night. so i hurry after him and pull up right next to him on middlebelt at the red light andwe look over he's like "you're goin DOWN!!!!" i was like "nu uh, YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN!" folks- there's no other way to put it- I schooled his ass.and i kept goin pretty fast all down middlebelt and i was going 60 when i realized "hey i wanna take lyndon home!" i was at berkely,if anyone knows how close that is, and i slam the brakes and swerve around the corner of lyndon and middlebelt going 40. tires squealing like mad. what a rush.

land yacht race; 8/19/03
Shindig Machine Vs. the S.S. Jason

the victor, you ask?

SHINDIG MACHINE! WOO! let's hear it for Mercs!

she did call. we had a nice long phone conversation after i hung up, the phone said it had been 47 mins, 29 seconds. and that's all anyone needs to know about that.

the cow says MUH

endisathand @ 2003-08-19T18:47:00

2003-08-19T22:47:23Z

my parents just sent me on an errand...

for the sole purpose of buying a bottle of soy sauce.....

that was really really fucked up...

why can't we all just go hug a tree or some shit?

2003-08-19T22:12:08Z

WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE SUCH AN ASSHOLE TO CHRIS NICKERSON???

the kid has done NOTHING to anyone to make them hate him with such passion. you cockasses.

toastie kicks ass

http://www.geocities.com/bob_dole_god/Toastie.swf

whatagloriousday

2003-08-19T18:24:18Z

blah.

today, i aim on getting the couch upstairs and getting all the trash and shit outta there.

tonight should be pretty rad.

i need to call mike seever and rob about practicing sometime. i wanna get the new sheruth goin really bad.

endisathand @ 2003-08-19T00:55:00

2003-08-19T04:55:18Z

oh man, i smoked today a little bit, and i had dredg in the stereo at larry's house and we watched tech TV with the sound off...

oh my god, it was so cool!

not to all selves;

Dredg + Tech TV= bitchin Dredg music videos

just the stuff the show on tech TV in slow motion and all the close ups they did just fit so well, hell- even some of the commercials that came on made sense to Dredg.

i was in awe.

endisathand @ 2003-08-19T00:52:00

2003-08-19T04:52:12Z

i feel very content and very... "float-y" today... "what brought on this sudden good mood?" you may ask...

well, kids...

i really don't have a straight answer for ya...

but i am happy today.

maybe its cuz........ I HAVE MY GOOD OL' LUNCH POSSIE!

<3